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By Lili Samios
Rumors have been flying around lately about whether or not everyone’s zodiac signs have changed for one reason or another. Here is the truth: astronomers from the Minnesota Planetarium Society found that because of the moon’s gravitational pull on Earth, the alignment of the stars was pushed by about a month; this wouldn’t affect everyone, only people born after 2009. But the added the 13th sign, Ophiuchus, so everyone’s signs have the chance of changing.
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16 – The stars say your grades will fall unless you study more. Classes will become harder this month.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11- This month you should avoid soup at all costs, and don’t wear white. The stars say it will be a messy month.
Pisces: March 11-April 18- The stars have aligned for you! You have the opportunity to learn many things about yourself. Slide down the hall in a rolly-chair, the first person you run into is likely to be your soul mate, or very annoyed.
Aries: April 18-May 13- Ever want to be an astronaut? Or maybe a ninja? What about a lumber-jack? Let your imagination run wild, anything is possible.
Taurus: May 13-June 21- Watch out for animals this month. They will follow you everywhere, and you wouldn’t want a penguin following you in gym class.
Gemini: June 21-July 20- Look for triangles this month. It is your lucky shape. Whether you are eating a slice of pizza or throwing an oddly shaped Frisbee, luck will follow.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10- Want to know a secret? Those close to you may be spies. So watch out, and get your tin foil hat!! I just thought you would want to know…..
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16- For the next 10 days don’t look behind you! The shadow people are following you…. Don’t let them steal your soul!
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30- History repeats itself, this month look back on your past mistakes. Be careful not to make them again or the consequences could be disastrous.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23- Make sure you floss this month. The stars say if you don’t chaos in the universe will ensue.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29- Your color this month is purple. Whether you are wearing purple pants, or using a purple binder, good things are likely to happen. If you find an oddly colored leaf, pick it up! It could be a new good luck charm.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17- Do something crazy this month. Get a buzz cut, wear un-matching clothes. Die your hair a crazy color, or chase a squirrel! It is better to be noticed for something weird than not at all.
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20- Spend time outside this week! Go sledding or hav e a snowball fight, it is good for you.

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